Unrealistic Wish List Of Deshaun Watson Replacements From A Miserable Browns Fan

Like just about every Cleveland Browns fan, I am a miserable Cleveland Browns fan. Deshaun Watson’s season-ending injury did nothing but make me more miserable. Then again, it’s mid-November. This is about the latest that misery has set in during football season in literal decades. Generally, we’re miserable by the end of September, mid-October at best. This year, we finally had hope. Albeit the kind of hope that never felt quite right because said hope laid in the hands of the team’s handsomely paid quarterback who is also a serial...