Conservatives Are One Chiefs Win Away From Claiming Taylor Swift Actually Is Joe Biden and That’s Why You’ve Never Seen Them in the Same Place

What do Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Joe Biden, Super Bowl LVIII, and the 2024 election all have in common? They’ve scrambled the brains of right-wing conservatives, who appear to have finally lost all touch with reality.

While scores of conservatives have been irrationally angry at Swift for many months now on account of her…showing up at football games to support her boyfriend, the hysteria reached new, previously unfathomable heights after the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Baltimore Ravens to clinch their spot in next month’s Super Bowl. And according to the conspiracy-theory-laden MAGA faithful, the outcome...