Sasquatch spotted in Washington state was... not that

On Saturday, news spread of a Sasquatch sighted on a ridge near Grand Mound, Washington. Even the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization was called to investigate. Two adults and a toddler were riding motorcycles in South Thurston County when they noticed a large animal running along the side of a mountain. Even though it was about a half-mile away, they reportedly had a clear view of the creature. "It was very large and human-shaped," the witness stated in his BFRO report. "There was one color, tan/brown, moving across very rugged terrain,...