Mike Pence drops out

Houseflies everywhere, prepare for some major disappointment: Mike Pence has dropped out of the race to lose to Donald Trump in the GP Presidential primary. Traveling over the country over the past six months, I came here to say it's become clear to me: This is not my time. So after much prayer and deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today. I urge all my fellow Republicans here, give our country a Republican standard bearer that will, as Lincoln said, appeal to the better angels...