In South Dakota, Neighbors Feel Sorry for Kristi Noem's Husband

That couldn't be him, could it?

The cartoonishly large breasts. The pink spandex. The come-hither stare.

"Must be A.I.," a burly cattle rancher named Kevin Ruesink said as he inspected pictures of his neighbor Bryon Noem that had been published by The Daily Mail on Tuesday morning. The rancher was playing pinochle in the back of a convenience store with five other men in the tiny town of Castlewood, S.D., not far from the Noem family farm.