Punxsutawney Phil has two kids growing up in his 138-year-old shadow

The actor Al Pacino was 83 when he welcomed his fourth child. The rock star Mick Jagger was 73 when he had a seventh. And the meteorologically gifted rodent known as Punxsutawney Phil became a father for the first time at age 138. Phil and his wife Phyliss have brought two baby groundhogs into the world, the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club announced Wednesday on Facebook. This is the first time that Phil, who is canonically immortal, has procreated. Maybe there’s no biological impulse to expand your bloodline when you’re drinking a...