The Cambridge Con-Rag

OK, you lazybones out there, read what follows and blush like you've never blushed before. Imagine you were diagnosed with autism from age 3. You could not speak until you were 11 years old.
Then, at 18, you learned to read and write. This was in 2003. Things got better after that. Out of the blue, you earned a BA in education and PE. Two master's degrees and a teaching qualification followed, and then, miracle of miracles, you were awarded a PhD by Liverpool John Moores University.