SCOTUS: Trump Was Right

Not to say I told you so. But let’s be real — I’m fully and completely, unashamedly, absolutely saying I told you so. And the Supreme Court of the United States just backed me up. Again.

Today, in a one-two punch of constitutionally glorious vindication, the highest court in the land handed President Donald J. Trump a 2-0 win, one of which should have every America-hating, Constitution-twisting, open-borders cheerleader choking on their avocado toast. Because, yes, SCOTUS just greenlit Trump’s use of a 1798 law to deport foreign gang members. You know — those charming fellas who rape, murder, and traffic women and fentanyl with equal zeal, all while wearing face tattoos and flashing signs like it’s a Netflix audition for Narcos: The Spin-Off No One Wanted.

But for those keeping score at home, let’s talk about who got it wrong — and got smacked for it like a two-dollar pig at the state fair.