Report: Biden-Harris Administration Has Lost Track Of Up To 300,000 Illegal Alien Kids

Vice President Kamala Harris was so upset on Election Night 2016 that she polished off a family-sized bag of nacho cheese Doritos. While she was overjoyed in her U.S. Senate victory, Harris was verklempt by Donald Trump’s presidential election triumph. 

“I did not share one chip with anybody. Not even [second gentleman] Doug [Emhoff]. I just watched the TV with utter shock and dismay,” the Democratic Party’s anointed presidential candidate confessed last week in a fundraising email.