'Sleepy Joe' shakes up the Geezer Primary

The Democrats are the gift that never quits giving. Twenty-five Democrats (depending on who’s counting) think they’re capable of running the country and Thursday the party that can’t shoot straight gave us a presidential primary within a presidential primary.

This one is the Geezer Primary, and the collective age of the two front-runners is 153. Closing in on 80 may be a little north of what a homecoming queen expects in an escort to the ball, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder perhaps “spry” is a...