The Democrat We Conservatives Need to Worry About in 2028

Between the economy booming, illegal aliens being punted back over the border, and Iran getting neutered like some kid named Kaden whose wine woman Munchausen mommy needs attention, as well as the president not being a senile eggplant, the future looks good for the Republicans in 2028. Obviously, JD Vance is the GOP frontrunner, but we’ve got an amazing bench – Ron DeSantis, Tom Cotton, Marco Rubio, and more. It’s an embarrassment of riches. In contrast, the Democrats are generally just an embarrassment – though, in fairness, most of the people who run the party are rich.

The Democrats have real problems with their prime candidates because most of them are simply terrible. I’m not worried about any of them. Would you be?

Maybe Kamala Harris will try again. No, stop laughing. I’m serious! America could forget how awful she was – if America was as senile as Joe Biden.

Perhaps Chris Murphy? The only thing he’s famous for is being the Connecticut Democrat who didn’t claim to win the Tet Offensive all by himself. But don’t worry; on social media, he has been very offensive. His contempt for us is limitless. That will probably help him in the Democrat primary, but he’s going to need some votes from some of the people he hates should he get to the general.