Bill Clinton Had An Affair to "Manage [His] Anxiety"

There’s a new biographical docuseries coming out about Hillary Clinton—and of course, it mentions the emails. Not only is the existence of this series further fuel onto the fire of my conspiracy theory that we’re somehow still living in 2016 and the last four years have just been an extended fever dream, it’s also another opportunity for former president, perpetual fool, and alleged assaulter Bill Clinton to stick his foot in his mouth. The question that the entire American public has for Bill Clinton is: when the fuck will he stop talking?