The White House's new site about 'aliens' has nothing to do with UFOs

"THEY WALK AMONG US," declares a new White House webpage in large, luminous green letters against a dark starry background. Above the title is the word "DECLASSIFIED."

The website, aliens.gov, continues to talk about the threat of "aliens" with the opening credits of The X-Files playing in the background, spitting out one letter at a time: "they do not belong here ... Countless presidents, congressmen, and senior officials knew exactly what was happening. Instead of protecting American citizens, they chose to cover it up."