Frumpy Mom: Yes, there’s another baby on the way

I want to talk to you about babies. No, no, I’m not having a baby. Even if I weren’t as old as dirt, highly paid surgeons removed all my lady parts years ago, (which didn’t stop Kaiser from robocalling me for years demanding that I get a pap smear.) I currently have one grandson, whom I call Floyd for the purposes of this column. He’s a perfect child in every way, which I can say without prejudice since his mother was adopted, meaning he’s fortunate enough to have none of...