NYC cafe bathroom covered in ‘diabolical’ signs warning customers against pooping: ‘Pipes can’t handle it’

They don’t want people giving them crap. A Williamsburg cafe has bombarded its broom-closet-sized bathroom’s walls and door with a dozen signs to warn backed-up customers. “No Poop! No! To Everything! Except for tinkle and small amounts of toilet paper. The pipes can’t handle it,” reads one gargantuan sign hanging over the john at Social House Cafe. Caroline Hill, an artist who works down the block, said she had rushed into the store this week to go number 2, but the call of nature dissipated after witnessing the store’s poo-free...