Top Venezuelan Socialist and Alleged Drug Lord Claims to Win YouTube Award

Venezuelan socialist regime strongman and long-suspected drug lord Diosdado Cabello claimed on Wednesday evening that YouTube awarded his television show Con el Mazo Dando (“Hitting with the Mallet”) a commemorative plaque for allegedly reaching 100,000 subscribers on its YouTube channel. “They sent me this plaque, get wrecked, escualidos! [‘scrawny ones,’ a slang term for the opposition],” Cabello said, claiming that YouTube administrators sent him a letter “congratulating [him] for the content and international reach of the channel.” “The vermin cut [my channels] every time they can,” he continued. Cabello “predicted”...