There's Only One Person Who Can Unite This Nation: Taylor Swift, 2024
I am not a Swiftie. The only times I've heard Taylor Swift's music, I've shut it off almost immediately, not because I disliked it, but because I realized it was far too catchy and would inevitably get stuck in my head. I didn't want that to happen. But I'm increasingly coming around to the view that Taylor Swift should consider a presidential campaign. At this point, she might even be the only one who can save us.
Do I mean this seriously? I'm afraid I do.
Please hear me out. Right...