Remember When Trump and DeSantis Loved Each Other? Neither Do They.

Our topic for today is — who’s worse, Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis?

Nonononofair! There is no way I’m ever going to vote for either one of them! Why should I care?

Hey, knowledge of public affairs is always important.

DeSantis made headlines this weekend when he showed up to campaign in Iowa while Trump canceled a rally because of bad weather.

“Iowa is the Florida of the Midwest,” the governor of Florida claimed at one point in his burger-flipping, speech-giving trek. Now this was clearly intended as a compliment,...