New Raiders QB Jimmy Garoppolo Offered Free Sex for Life at Chicken Ranch Outside Vegas

The Bay Area's loss is Las Vegas' gain with sexy former 49er Jimmy Garoppolo headed to become the Raiders' newest quarterback. And two workers at the Chicken Ranch brothel in Pahrump, Nevada have a special lifetime offer for Jimmy G. "I almost fainted when I heard Jimmy signed with the Raiders," says sex worker Caitlin Bell in a statement, per TMZ. "He deserves free sex just for joining our team. But he gets free sex for life from us just because he’s such a legit babe!" Yes, the unmarried Garoppolo,...