Alan Dershowitz Will Defend Free Speech By Suing The Library

Alan Dershowitz, chair of Harvard University’s Center for the Advanced Study of Cancel Culture and president of the Martha’s Vineyard Society of Nudists and Narcissists, is very upset on behalf of his constituency.

What constituency? Why the many people in Chilmark, Massachusetts who are dying to hear Dersh hold forth on his new book about how no one ever lets him talk. You know, the same people who don’t invite him to parties any more. If those people who don’t want to talk to him aren’t allowed to hear him talk, then what even...