Courageous Heterosexual Has Never Donated Blood To Red Cross In Solidarity With Gay Men

In support of all those whose bodily fluids have been discriminated against, courageous heterosexual Calvin Woodruff revealed Friday that in order to stand in solidarity with gay men, he has never donated blood to the Red Cross. “I haven’t given an ounce of O-positive in 15 years, and I won’t start until the Red Cross allows homosexual men to donate,” said the beacon of moral integrity who called on all straight men and women to help end this regressive policy by bravely no longer donating in turn. “Why should I...